Two gifts to Adam and Eve When God was almost done creating Adam and Eve he said to them: ""Alright I am almost done with you. I have two more gifts I can give you"" Adam and Eve go ""what is it?"" God ""the first one is the gift of peeing while standing upright..."" Adam interrupts ""Pick me me me!!! I want to pee standing upright!!!"". So God gives it to him and Adam runs off rejoicing ""wheeey yaay!!!"" and starts peeing all over the place. Eva asks ""so what is the second gift?"" God answers ""well the second gift is the brain but it seems I will have to give to Adam too if this place shall remain paradise""