Captain Jokes Captain: A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt. The captain was asked, ""Why do you need a red shirt?"" The Captain replies, ""So that when I bleed, you guys don't notice and aren's discouraged."" They fight off the pirates eventually. The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, ""Get me my brown pants!""

A merchant ship captain spots a pirate vessel in the distance... He says, ""First mate, there is a pirate vessel coming straight for us. We must take evasive maneuvers. And bring me my red shirt."" The first mate says, ""Your red shirt? Why captain?"" Captain says, ""So if I am wounded in the coming battle, the men won't know see me bleed."" ""Good Idea!"" Says the first mate. They survive the battle, the captain is uninjured and they sail on. Two days later the captain sees 4 pirate ships in cl…

Captain Red Shirt Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, ""Bring me my red shirt!"" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle agains…

[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude