A man finds his friend drunk at a bar His drunk friend is staring intensely at his soup. ""Hey buddy, what's up? You ok?"" ""Nah man -slurs his friend drunkenly-, this soup man, it won't let me eat it"" ""What do you mean?"" ""It just won't let me eat it! It's impossible to eat!"" ""I'm sure you can eat it if you try"" ""IT JUST WON'T OK? You try and see for your self"" The guy, amused, obliges, and tries his friend's soup, while the drunk friend stares in disbelief. ""That's amazing! I've tried to eat it three times, and it just comes back into the bowl!""