A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period.

Question: “What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?” Answer: “Lots of blood tests!”

When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now

[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night