Never mess with blonds Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. ""You know,"" he says, ""I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."" The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, ""What would you like to discuss?"" ""Oh, I don't know,"" says the guy, smiling. ""How about nuclear power?"" ""OK,"" says the blonde. ""Th…

A stranger was seated next to a blonde on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. ‘OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A …

*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in "science" journal]: birds don't like rocks.

[press session regarding increase in shark bites] Reporter: Are there more attacks in one area? Scientist: [lips against mic] In the water