Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935... ...""Herr Altmann,"" said his secretary, ""I notice you're reading Der Sturmer! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?"" ""On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der Sturmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know it makes me feel a whole lot better!""