Stevie Wonder is playing in Japan for the first time ever... Sitting at the piano in a concert hall, keen to please his new audience, Stevie shouts ""Before I start, does anyone have any requests?"" Some little old Japanese man at the very back of the hall stands up and shouts back ""Do a jazz chord!"" So Stevie obliges, playing an Eb Minor diminished seventh, with some arpeggios up and down the keyboard. The crowd starts applauding and cheering Stevie. He shouts ""Does anyone else have a reques…

A blind kid named Stevie just changed schools... And he was thinking about his old friends. Since he was blind, he never got to look at his friend, James, and he randomly thought, ""Was James brown?"" After a little while, he realised he left before his friend, Marvin, came out and so he thought ""Was Marvin gay?"" Needles to say, these questions really made Stevie wonder.

Jack & Stevie Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, ""How's the singing career going?"" Stevie Wonder says, ""Not too bad, the latest album's gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it's pretty good. By the way, how's the golf?"" Nicklaus replies, ""Not too bad. I m not winning as much as I used to but I'm still making a bit of money. I had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that worked out now."" ""I always find that when my swin…

Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right now." Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right." Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?" Stevie says, "Yes…