I admit I suffer from ""Penguin Lust"" Nuns in their habits just really turn me on. Their vow of chastity is like a challenge. My friends know this about me so it was not much of a surprise that after a night of intense, blackout drinking, I ended up waking up in front of a convent, with my pants mysteriously missing. I heard one of the sisters approaching and I pretended to be asleep. I was incredibly aroused and when the poor girl saw me, she had a stroke. I continued to pretend to sleep when another sister showed up and saw the first nun and due to the shock, she had a stroke as well. Finally the Mother Superior walked into this scene. She had three strokes, I shot my load and left to go home. (Yeah, I know you saw that coming, but at least they had strokes instead of fainting.)