Witch Doctor (If this joke offends you, I'm sorry. There's the door.) So this guy walks into a bar and orders two beers. He downs one and empties the other into his pocket. He orders a second round and does the same thing. After a couple more rounds of this the bartender gets kinda worried and says to the man ""You know, it's your money and your beer, so who am I to say what you can and can't do with it... I'd just hate to think you're making a mess I'll have to clean up."" The man looks at him and says ""Not to worry, I have an eight inch man In my pocket drinking all those beers."" Incredulous, the bartender say that's impossible. So the man reaches in his pocket and pulls out an eight inch tall man who he sets on the bar. He walks around a bit and the bartender hands him another beer which he begins to drink. Turning back to the regular sized man, the bartender asks ""does he talk?"" The man laughs and says ""Sure he talks! Hey, Kevin, tell him about the time you called that witch doctor a stupid nigger.""