Stranger at the Door A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. ""Not a chance,"" says the husband, ""it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. Who was that?"" asked his wife. Just some drunk guy asking for a push,"" he answers. Did you help him? She asks. No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and …

A horse and a ram were sitting in a bar. ""Fancy another beer?"" said the horse. ""It's thirsty work pulling that cart all day."" ""I know what you mean,"" replied the ram. ""I've been stuck in a field all afternoon with no protection whatsoever from the sun. And the only water we get comes in a through that is filled with grass, muck and wool. I've been gasping for a cold beer since about three o'clock."" ""It's appalling the working conditions we have to endure."" said the horse. ""Tell me abo…

Sean's been drinking stout all evening... Sean's been to the pub drinking stout all evening. He's very drunk and it's late. The barkeep announces ""Last Call!"" Sean protests and the barkeep tells him, ""Sean, it's time ya drink up a get yeself home."" Sean hoist his drink and drains it and commences to get up from the bar stool. Thud! He lands arms and legs akimbo on the floor. He struggles to rise but unable to do so he resigns himself to crawling out and literally drags his drunk ass out the …

Sean's been to the pub drinking stout all evening. He's very drunk and it's late. The barkeep announces ""Last Call!"" Sean protests and the barkeep tells him, ""Sean, it's time ya drink up a get yeself home."" Sean hoist his drink and drains it and commences to get up from the bar stool. Thud! He lands arms and legs akimbo on the floor. He struggles to rise but unable to do so he resigns himself to crawling out and literally drags his drunk ass out the door. He reaches the street corner …