In the spirit of a TIL that made it to the front page. I'm sitting on this plane and the pilot comes on the PA system to tell the passengers that we are now flying at cruising altitude and all that nonsense but when he put the phone down he missed the hang up. All the passengers could still hear the pilot as he turns to to copilot and says, ""You know I could really go for a a cup of coffee and a blow job right now."" The flight attendant went running up the aisle to tell the pilot he didn't hang up and as she races by my seat the guy behind me shouts, ""Hey, honey! Don't forget that cup of coffee!""