The great train of Communism grinds to a halt... Stalin, Khrushchev and Brezhnev are riding on the great train of communism together when it suddenly grinds to a halt. Stalin pokes his head out of the window and shouts, ""Take the engineers behind the tool sheds and have them shot, then get new engineers!"" But the train still does not move. Khrushchev has a go at it next. ""Pardon the engineers, retrain them, then put them back to work!"" But still the train does not move. Finally, after hours at complete standstill, Brezhnev turns to his fuming compatriots and says, ""Gentlemen, let us simply close the blinds and pretend that we are moving!""