Three men go into confession... The first man goes to the Father and says, ""Father, forgive me, I stole office supplies from work this past week."" The Father says, ""I see. Speak the 'Our Father' 15 times, and go and drink from the Holy water. Go in peace."" The second man comes in and says to the Father, ""Father, I have sinned. I cheated on my taxes this last year."" The Father says, "" I see. Go and pray the 'Hail Mary' 20 times, pray the 'Our Father' 10 times and go drink of the Holy water. Go in peace."" The third man comes into the confessional, laughing so hard he is crying. The Father asks, ""What are you laughing about child?"" The man, struggling to contain his laughter, says, ""Father forgive me, I went and took a piss in the Holy Water.""