Vehicles in Heaven Three men go up to heaven at the same time. As they approach the Pearly Gates they have are greeted by a man at a podium in front of the gates. ""Greetings"" says the man ""Before you go into heaven, you will be assigned a vehicle"". The men think this is strange but they agree, ""The quality of the vehicle you will be given is in accordance with how good you were on earth"" The first man steps forward and he is addressed by the man behind the desk. ""How many times did you cheat on you wife while you were alive?"" ""Once"" says the man. ""I am giving you this older sedan"" says the man behind the desk as he pulls out the car keys. The man drives away and the next man comes up and the process begins again. ""How many times did you cheat on your wife?"" ""Twice"" ""Ok then we'll be giving you this beat up sedan"" The next man comes up and again: The man answers that he had no affairs and was fully faithful to his wife. ""Excellent"" says the man behind the desk, as he pulls out the keys to a very nice new car. Three months pass and the three men all pull up next to each other at an intersection in heaven, and the man in the nice car is crying hysterically. One of the men looks at him and asks whats wrong. ""I just saw my wife"" says the man between sobs ""and the bitch was riding a scooter""