Don't mention the ears! A job seeker goes for a job interview..the interviewer asks him, ""what's the first thing you notice about me?""..""well,"" says the man,""you don't have any ears.""..the interviewer looks at him madly,slams down his fist and yells, ""get out..send in the next guy!!""..so the 2nd guy walks in..""OK,"" says the interviewer,""what's the first thing you notice about me?""...""well,"" says the 2nd guy,""you don't have any ears.""..the interviewer slams his fist down again and yells, ""get out..send in the next guy!!""..on his way out, the 2nd job seeker says to the only man left in the waiting area, ""hey buddy, whatever you do, don't say anything about him not having any ears..he'll just boot you right out!!""...so the last man walks in..the interviewer looks at him and says,""what's the first thing you notice about me?""..""well,"" says the man,""you wear contact lenses don't you?""..""wow,"" says the interviewer,""how observant, that's pretty impressive stuff..but how could you tell I wear contacts?""...""oh, that's easy sir,"" he grinned ,""cos you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on!""