paddy and seamus are sitting at the pub, havin a pint, when they watch out the window as pastor richards knocks on the door of the brothel and is let it. 'tis a shem...' - says paddy. 'aye... tis a shem' - says seamus.. ' that a man of the lord should succumb to the sins of the flesh.' another pint or three later and they notice rabbi goldstein knock on the brothel door, and be let in. 'tis a shem' - says paddy. 'aye- tis a shem..' say's seamus. 'that a man of faith, whatever that is, should be …

The job interview. Seamus was good at a lot of things, except working. Fed up with her freeloading son, Seamus' mom said that he had to get a job, and arranged an interview for him at the city hall in Dublin. So, on his way to the interview, Seamus decided to stop to have a pint or two for courage. Before he knew it, hours had passed and he had but fifteen minutes to get from the pub to downtown Dublin. He drove like a banshee and made it to the city hall with a minute to spare, but, as he circl…

Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name But Imma call you "Hal" for short, 'k, Chief?

A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot.