Russian Condoms One day the president of the largest condom company in Russia is called down by his sales associate. He tells the president that they have just gotten a huge order from America for double extra large 16"" condoms. The associate tells the prez that it must be a prank, so the president mulls it over for a minute and then says ""Make their order, but when you mark them them for shipping, stamp them with 'EXTRA SMALL.'""