The Golden Toilet One night, Bob went out with his friends. The group went to about 5 different bars, and he drank a lot. Like any normally functioning person, he really had to go near the end of the night. He quickly asked the bartender where the bathroom was. ""Down the hall, last door on the left,"" replied the bartender. Bob quickly made his way down the hall and went into the last door on the right. When he opened the door, he was amazed! The restroom was like no other. They even had a golden toilet! So, he did his business and went back to his friends. Later that night, Bob was laying in bed trying to go to sleep and he was thinking about how much he enjoyed that last bar...but he couldn't remember which bar owned that beautiful golden toilet! The next day, Bob was determined to find the bar with the golden toilet. He stopped at the first bar and asked the bartender, ""Do you by any chance have a golden toilet here?"" The bartender gave him a strange look and said no. Bob went to the next bar and asked the bartender, ""Do you by any chance have a golden toilet here?"" Again, the bartender told him no. Finally, after asking a few more bars down the street, Bob goes into the last bar and asks the bartender, ""Do you by any chance have a golden toilet here?"" The bartender looks at him for a moment, turns around, and shouts, ""HEY SAL, I THINK I FOUND THE GUY THAT TOOK A SHIT IN YOUR TUBA!""