Another, yet different, three doors in hell joke. So a man who who has just died was judged, and sent to hell. When he got there, the Devil stated that there were three doors, each leading to a different punishment, you were set free once someone else picked your door. Behind the first door was one of Satan's demons lashing a man with whips and chains. So the man said "" I don't like this one."" Behind the second door was a child doing very painful looking stretches that would never start to feel better. The man said, ""It's better, but lets see the third door, and it is a poor little child."" Behind the third door, it was dark, and rather warm. All the man saw was Bill Clinton and a women (who was very pretty) going at it. So the man thought to himself, ""Wow, they call that punishment?!"" Then stated to the Devil, ""I choose the punishment behind room 3!"" The devil replies, ""Alright then, you there, behind door three, get your sh*t and get out, your free."" A few moment's later, from behind door 3, walks out a beautiful women.