What do you call a one-legged woman? Ilene. What do you call a one-legged Jap woman? Irene. What do you call a one-legged black woman? Ilen'eesha What do you call a one-legged dog? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Ilene. An asian girl? Irene.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

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