What do you call a women with one leg? ilene

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen, right? But what if she is Asian. Then it's Irene.

what do you call a lady with one leg Ilene sorry if I killed you because of how old this is

If a one-legged woman is named Ilene, what do you call her after a few drinks? Tipsy, and an easy lay.