An old friend told me this... Three middle aged jewish men are sitting around one afternoon. The first one says, ""Oy, I sent my son to Jerusalem and you'll never believe what he did. He came back as an atheist!"" The second man says, ""Oy, I sent my son to Jerusalem and you'll never believe what he did. He married a Christian!"" The third man without missing a beat says, ""Oy, I sent my son to Jerusalem and you'll never believe what he did, he converted to Christianity!"" All of a sudden they hear the voice of God and He says, ""Oy, that's nothing! I sent my son to Jerusalem and you'll never believe what he did...""