A man calls home from work to talk to his wife... When a woman picks up the phone, he assumes that it is that of the new maid his wife hired. He asks to talk to his wife. The maid says ""I'm sorry, the Mrs. is in bed with her husband."" ""What! I'm her husband!"" ""Well who is she in bed with?"" ""I don't know. Do you want to make $50K really fast?"" ""Ok."" ""I want you to take the shotgun that's behind my desk, and then I want you to kill them both!"" The maid agrees to do this, and sure enough, she finds a shotgun. The man hears screaming, which was followed by gunshots and silence on the other end. ""Good. Now I want you to take the bodies and hide them behind the red shed."" ""You don't have a red shed. I could hide them in the pool."" ""I don't have a pool."" ""Yes you do."" ""Is this 920-3582 on 1st Avenue?""