Txt from wife: where r u Me:kitchen Wife:can u feed cat M: I mean garage W:bring in laundry M:bathroom W:clean toilet M: Idaho W:get potatos

the compUtah Maineframe has crashed and Idaho how to fix it. Alaska round to find out Hawaii it happened. Are Delaware of the situation?

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato

A family of potatoes is sitting at the dinner table one night. The eldest daughter speaks up. She says ""Mother, I've got big news."" ""What is it?"" her mother says. ""Oh, mother, I'm gonna get married."" ""Oh are you now?"" her mother replies. ""Who you gonna marry?"" ""I'm gonna marry Irish Red."" ""Oh a fine tater, a very fine tater indeed"" says her mother. Then the middle daughter speaks up: ""I've got big news too, mother!"" ""What is it?"" her mother says. ""Oh, mother, I'm gonna get mar…