Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And then a table, and then a stool.#Keller#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Hellen Keller walks into a bar... She now has a bruise on her forehead...#Keller#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp