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Students taking English Literature at a local college were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. He got an A+. Titanic: cost - $29.99 Clinton: cost - $29.99 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Monica ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there either. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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