Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job

I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore

Smart parrot A guy that is lacking some money, teaches his parrot how to recite a couple of famous poems. Between his neighbours and friends he sells around 7 tickets to see the parrot in a live performance at the garden of his house. Thanks for comming in! We will now hear a poem by Edgar Allan Poe recited by Julius, my parrot! He points out to the parrot and gives him the signal to start reciting. Parrot remains in silence. The poor guy insists with the signal and after 10 minutes with a spea…