So this guy walks into a bar, sits down and finds a jar full of twenties sitting next to the register. Curious, he asks the bartender, ""So, what's with the jar?"" The bar tender replies, ""That's a contest we have, the rules are simple, you have to put a twenty in the jar, and I will give you a bottle of pepper tequila which you must down in one tilt of the bottle. Then, you go out back where a dog with a sore tooth is chained up, you must pull out the dogs tooth. Last, there is an eighty year old woman who has never cum, once in her life, you must make her feel like a woman."" The man laughs and declines but after a few drinks puts twenty in the jar and takes the bottle. He smashes it back and stumbles to the back door. ""The dog's out back?"" The bartender nods and the man walks out. After almost a half hour of growling, barking and yelling, the man returns with his clothes torn up and asks, ""Now where's that lady with the sore tooth again?""