A Little girl was talking to her mother about how she wanted Barbie and GI joe for christmas. Her Mother was confused. "Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?" "No. She comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."

5-year-old daughter: Barbie is mad at Ken. *pushes their faces together* Me: Did they kiss and make up? 5: No. She headbutted him.

None of my Barbies are speaking to each other because Ken got Skipper pregnant again. You can imagine the tension in my house tonight.

"Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?" "No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"