"Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?" "No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"#Ken#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken? No dear, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken.#Ken#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp