Discovering heaven... John is on his way to his home after a hard day of work. After a few minutes of walking he sees a rope coming down from the shy. He's curious and climbs it. When he's at the top, he notices St. Petrus, who is waiting at the gate to heaven. ""So another dead man?"" he says. ""No"" answers John ""I just saw a rope that was coming down from the sky and climbed it. Would you mind if I take a quick look around the place?"" ""Not at all, but you have to get back here before 17.00h, because then I take the rope back and there is no way back"" After some time in heaven, John notices that it's 17.15h. He runs as fast as he can to the gate, just in time to see how Petrus stores the rope back. ""You fool! Now you can't go back!"" ""Isn't there no other way"" asks John in fear. ""Well, I could change you into a spider, so you could weave your way back to earth, and when you get back on the ground you will change again into a human being"" So John accepts this... After a while he's nearly back on earth, but with 30 metres left, he can't go any further. With some hard work he manages to get down 5 more metres and... JOHN! WAKE UP! YOU'RE SHITTING ALL OVER THE BED!