I have to mispronounce 'Lincoln' and 'cologne' if I want to spell them correctly.

I bet Lincoln is looking down like "dude, trust me, that is not a bad night in a theater"

what did president abe lincoln call his journal? ...his lincoln logs

Lincoln was known for his signature look; stovepipe hat, chinstrap beard, fingerless driving gloves, Jordans, shirt with Ferrari logo on it