Ronald Reagan was a funny guy... Two Irish ladies were at the wake for their dear friend. ""Poor Mollie,"" said the first woman, looking down at the body, ""she had such a hard life. First she married Mike, who gave her five crying children in six years. He beat her and never worked a day in his life. Then Mike up and died, and she married Johnny, who was even worse, giving her seven more children and not a penny of support. He was drunk all the time until he died, too. And now Mollie is gone, worked to death taking care of those 12 kids."" ""Well, at least they are together at last,"" replied the second woman. ""You mean together in Heaven?"" asked the first woman. ""But is Mollie together with Mike or with Johnny?"" ""I was referring to her legs.""