The husband and the horse. The husband seated, reading his newspaper when his wife, furious, came from the kitchen and hits him in the head with a skillet . Startled, he gets up and asks: - Why did you do that? She responds: - I found this is the piece of paper in your pants with Mary's name and number. - Honey, remember the day I went to the horse racing? Yeah ... Mary was the horse I bet on, and the number was how much they were paying for the bet. The woman then left asking for apologies... Days later, there he was again seated when he receives a new punch, this time with a pressure cooker. Even more surprised (and dizzy), he asks: - What happened now, my love? She replies: - Your horse just called ...