Wife: you're so damn forgetful! M: oh nonsense! W: ok, did you get the cat food? M: WE HAVE A CAT??#Animals#Marriage#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When my wife came home with a puppy, I knew better than to question her. She's the chef, after all.#Animals#Marriage#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish." - People who don't get how definitions work.#Animals#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I need to get my shit together. It's in little piles in my kitchen & then there's some more in my wife's closet.#Marriage#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp