What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car? A Corps vet in a Corvette.

Last night, my Chevy was bitten by a vampire. Now it's Vlad the Impala.

You might have heard about the Chevy Camaro IROC, but do you know what IROC stands for? Italian retard out cruising.

Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks? Because they're like Iraq.