January 27th is Mozart's birthday. Mozart died at 34 years old. Had he lived he would be 259 years old on Tuesday

Uhhh, sorry Mozart, but a Wolf gang is called a pack. Smh

trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song

What did Mozart say to the police clerk? "I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people