Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink? The Space Bar

Bill Gates is so rich... he hired cancer to kill Steve Jobs.

Steve & Bill in Heaven Bill Gates: ""So, how's heaven, Steve?"" Steve Jobs: ""Great ! It just doesn't have any walls or fences."" Bill Gates: ""So...?"" Steve Jobs: ""So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry, Bill, I didn't mean to offend you."" Bill Gates: ""It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."" Steve Jobs: ""Oh, what rumor?"" Bill Gates: ""That nobody is allowed to touch Apples there, and there are no jobs in heaven."" Steve Jobs : ""Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay j…

The Cheerio Joke Oh boy do I have a joke for you... Its called the cheerio joke. \------------------------------------- So there is this land called cheerio land and in cheerio land there are 7 classes of cheerio, 0-5 and the frosted cheerios. Now there is this level 0 cheerio. Hes homeless, living out on the street, probably an alcoholic. But he falls in love with a frosted cheerio princess. So one day he sneaks into the royal gala and goes up to the princess and asks her ""will you marry me?""…