Beer is good. After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ""Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."" The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, ""I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mo…

This joke was told to me by a drunk old Mexican man - Warning, it's pretty racist So one day God is surveying all he hath created from up on high and decides to gaze upon Mexico. He selects a Mexican man at random who has lived his entire life in destitute poverty, has no education or healthcare, works long hours every day to barely feed his family, and who has to watch as his country crumbles around him to drug violence and government corruption. God thinks to himself, I have made this Mexican'…

a native, canadian, and a mexican walk into a bar.. and they all go up to the bar and the bartender pours them a shot of tequila. the mexican drinks the shot of tequila, then throws the bottle on the ground. the bartender says, ""why did you do that?"" and the mexican says, ""we have so much tequila in mexico, i never have to drink from the same bottle twice."" the native drinks the shot of tequila, then throws the shot glass on the ground. the bartender says, ""why did you do that?"" and the na…

After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Corona's president sits down and says, ""Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."" The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. Then Budweiser's president says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."" The bartender gives him one. Coors' president says, ""I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spri…