An Indian, a Russian and an American walk into a bar! The American is bursting with news he wants to share, but the Indian decides to introduce himself. ""Hi, I am Deepak! While eating samosas with tea one day last year, I hacked into the Chinese defense systems, brought them all down to their knees"". Yes he was a showoff! The American is exploding with his info, but the Russian interrupts, introducing himself. ""Hi, I am Vladimeyerr! While drinking Vodka for breakfast last Sunday, I hacked int…

NFL jokes Insert any team you don't like in blank spot: What's the best way to keep ___ out of your front yard? Put field goal post up! Why does President Obama want to send ____ QB to Syria? The CIA are convinced ____QB is the only American who can overthrow Bashir Assad. What do ____ have in common with postal service? Neither deliver on Sunday. What's the difference between a dollar bill and _____? You can still get four quarters from a dollar bill. What's the difference between a _____ fan a…

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I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous.