A joke about the pope So one day I get lost in this forest and some how I find myself in this cave that goes down to hell. When I get to the bottom layer I see all these clocks ticking at different intervals and I ask Satan about them, ""each clock has a name next to it,"" he said, ""and whenever the clock ticks it means the person sins."" So I look at each clock, I find my best friends clock, I see my parents clocks, my family's clocks, but there was one thing bugging me. ""Satan,"" I said, ""where is the Popes clock?"" Satan looks at me with a friendly laugh like I just said something funny. he says, ""we keep it in the kitchen as a fan.""