The pope dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates... The pope dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates with the gates being shut and St. Peter nowhere to be found. He starts loudly calling for him and finally after a couple of minutes of desperate yelling a white dove flies over to him. ""What do you want, human?"" asks the dove in a human voice ""Why, I've been a proper Christian my whole life and an earthly succesor of the St. Peter's leadership of all the Christians. And I want to get to heaven! Where is St. Peter? And who are you?"" ""Christians? I'm the Holy Spirit and I've never heard of this Peter or Christianity you are talking about. Are you sure you are in the right place?"" answers the dove. ""Of course I am? Shouldn't you know that?"" The dove looks confused and finally asks the pope to wait for a second as he flies away to ask God the Father about the thing. After a couple of minutes the dove returns with a big old man with a long white beard dressed in white robes. ""I am God the Father, the creator of the Universe. Who are you and what do you want?"" ""I'm the last pope, the leader of the Christians and I wanted to rejoice with your presence in heaven!"" ""Christians? What are you talking about mortal?"" God scratches his beard and ponders for a while. ""Hey Holy Spirit! Ask Jesus to come here right now!"" The pope smiles as he realises that who if not Jesus himself will finally know what Christianity is. Finally a young hippie-looking guy with holes in his hands and feet comes over. The pope falls to the round in a deep bow. ""Hey Jesus, my son!"" says God ""This man here speaks of of some peculiar things. Of wanting to get into heaven and of people called 'Christians'? Do you know anything about this?"" Jesus looks down at his feet and blushing replies quietly - ""Well... Do you remember that fishing club I founded two thousand years ago...""