A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, ""Hey, buddy, doesn't that bother you?"" The pirate says, ""Yar, it's drivin' me nuts.""

A pirate walks into a bar. He has the helm of a ship sticking out of his pants. The bartender very timidly asks him if he would like a drink. ""Arrrgh I'll have a pint of grog!"" The bartender gets him his drink, and everyone in the bar starts to whisper to each other about the pirate. After his third glass of grog, the bartender walks up to the pirate and says, ""hey buddy, everybody is wondering, what's with the steering wheel sticking out your pants?"" ""Arrrgh its me wife. She's been driving…

So a pirate hobbles uncomfortably into a bar... and the bar tender notices something strange. ""Is that a uhhh... steering wheel in your pants buddy?"" The pirate looks up and says ""Yaaarr it be! And it be driving me nuts!""

A pirate walks into a bar... ... and sits down to order a drink. The bartender notices something peculiar about the pirate and can't hold in his curiosity. "Hey buddy", the bartender says. "Why is there a wheel sticking out the front of your pants?" "Yarr", the pirate replies. "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts".