Walk into a bar dressed as a bunny rabbit. Punch the first person who says something to you. You're a wild animal.

WALKS INTO A BAR... FREE DRINKS A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8. ""But I already paid you. Don't you remember?"" says the customer. ""OK,"" says the bartender, ""if you say you paid, then I suppose you did."" The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man rushes in, orders a couple beers, and later pulls the same stun…

[Long] A bear walks into a bar... He approaches the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender refuses, and says ""We don't serve bears here."" So the bear trudges off and mopes for a little while. Eventually, he resolves to demand service. He stomps back into the bad and roars for the bartender to give him a drink, or he will eat somebody. ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve bears,"" came the bartenders reply. Immediately, the bear went into a rage, turned from the bar, and barreled toward the f…

Three people walk into a bar. First person: I want the largest glass of beer you have. Second person: You want the largest glass of beer we have? Third person: He wants the largest glass of beer you have.