😄 When we were vacationing in New Zealand, I bought myself a back-scratcher made from a Kangaroo claw....

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When we were vacationing in New Zealand, I bought myself a back-scratcher made from a Kangaroo claw. ... ... The only downside is when I use it on myself, I end up feeling jumpy the rest of the day.

#New Zealand

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