If I can make you laugh with a Facebook Status... Imagine what I could do if we met at a bar.#Facebook#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.#Facebook#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.#Facebook#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Leaving Twitter for Facebook is like leaving the bar to go home.#Twitter#Facebook#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*goes to the gym* *takes a selfie & posts it on Facebook for the wife to see* *hurries to the bar*#Facebook#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp