A fun thing to do is comment "that ain't the girl you were with at the bar the other night" on all my married friends Facebook family photos

Facebook: Hey remember this pic of your dog that died? Me: Damnit Facebook not now. FB: Sorry... FB: Your ex girlfriend is getting married.

"Playing hard to get huh?" I say as I flip through your wedding photos on facebook.

I could care less about you but I'm still going to go through your entire wedding & 1st born childs photo album on Facebook. I hate myself