Toasting contest Paddy O'Quinn is down at the pub and wins the toasting competition with "" Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me beautiful wife."" Proud of this he goes home and tells the wife he won. She asked what toast he used. Not wanting to embarass a good Catholic girl he says "" I said, here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church with me beautiful wife."" The next day the Mrs runs into one of Paddy's friends, he asks her to congratulate Paddy again on…

An Irishman was working at a brewery... ...and fell in one of the beer vats and drowned. So the brewmaster visits the man's wife at home. When she answers the door, he tells her ""Mrs. O'Leary, I've got horrible news for you. Your husband fell into a beer vat today and drowned."" ""Oh my god, that's awful,"" she cried. Through tears, she asked ""well, did he suffer?"" ""I don't think so,"" said the brewmaster, ""he did get out three times to take a piss.""

The Reverend John Flapps The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland . One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open door of the pub and sat down next to the woman. 'Mrs Fitzgerald,' he said sternly. 'This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?' 'Sure,' she said with a slur, obviously very drun…

In memory of Sir Robin Wiiliams here are lists of top 5 funny jokes that gives me so much laugh.. thanks so much for brighten our day for a while Robin! #1 “Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: ‘You’ve just killed a small animal. It’s time for a light beer.’ Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, ‘It’s 5 o’clock in the morning. You’ve just pissed on a dumpster. It’s Miller time.’ #2 “You know, you get th…