Don't feel like going to the gym? Go to all your ex's facebook pages and see who they're dating now. Then go to the gym.

If Facebook Was Real me: cool shirt Brian Brian: thanks [hours later, a knock at my door] me: um yes? Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt

Facebook: Hey remember this pic of your dog that died? Me: Damnit Facebook not now. FB: Sorry... FB: Your ex girlfriend is getting married.

My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.