Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.

have u ever just taken your goth girlfriend out on a date but it gets dark out and you lose her in the parking lot

Catch a baby opossum, give it a 12-hr sedative, and hide it in the glove compartment of the car of the person who's dating your ex.